Cultivation Chat Group – Chapter 0611
Chapter 611: I won’t accept it! I won’t accept it!
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
During the night, Gao Moumou was able to write more than 50,000 characters in one go thanks to the power of alcohol.
One had to remember that even when Yu Jiaojiao locked him inside the small black room during the past few days, Gao Moumou could only write from 30,000 to 40,000 characters in one day even if he was under the effects of the Energizing Medicinal Liquid, Spirit Green Tea… as well as under the mental and physical strengthening of the body tempering liquid.
But now, Gao Moumou had typed on the keyboard at lightning speed and was able to write two days’ worth of characters in only one night! If not for him feeling tipsy later, he would have written even more!
Anyway, he was still able to write more than 50,000 characters in the end.
Speaking of which, what kind of expression would Yu Jiaojiao make after discovering that Gao Moumou had written 50,000 characters while she was asleep?
In the meantime, inside a bamboo garden next to a lake in the Jiangnan area.
It was the place where Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s friend was currently residing. The whole building and even the enclosing wall on the outside were made of bamboo.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue spent the whole night gathering the best ingredients, and the list of immortal dishes to strengthen Song Shuhang’s constitution had already taken shape in her mind.
It was going to be one main course along with thirteen side dishes. The main course had to be eaten in its entirety. As for the side dishes, it was necessary to eat only a certain number of them. One banquet should be enough to let the strength of Song Shuhang’s constitution skyrocket.
After the idea took shape in her mind, Immortal Fairy Bie Xue started to handle the various ingredients.
She wanted to prepare the immortal dishes in this place and deliver them to Yu Jiaojiao’s villa directly.
On the edge of the cooking stove of the kitchen was that onion spirit crystal that she had obtained from Song Shuhang. Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was planning to add some onion powder to one of the side dishes she was preparing to see what the results would be.
Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was quickly processing with the ingredients, the door of the kitchen was pushed open. In the next moment, a slender and tall figure wriggled its waist and yawned, entering the kitchen.
It was Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s friend, the owner of the bamboo garden. She had a tall and slender build and was one head taller than Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. Her figure couldn’t be regarded as ‘hot’, but her waist was especially slender and somewhat resembled a water snake. Her waist was swaying from side to side after her each step, giving the illusion that she was dancing, looking extremely pleasing to the eye.
“Bie Xue, what are you doing so early in the morning?” The woman arrived next to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and stretched her neck, looking inside the pot.
“Don’t cause trouble. It’s something I’m preparing for a little fellow daoist,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. “Why don’t you sleep for some more? I’ll prepare you a vegetarian breakfast in a while.”
“I smelled this fragrance while I was sleeping and got hungry. It’s all your fault for preparing something so delicious early in the morning. In a while, I want to eat a vegetarian meat dish that tastes like chicken or ox. Actually, everything is fine as long as it has the same flavor as meat,” the woman with the slender waist said with a smile.
Still, she didn’t dare to eat on the fly the ingredients Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was working on. After all, interrupting an immortal chef while they were cooking would make them rather angry.
Although Immortal Fairy Bie Xue wouldn’t get angry due to their relationship, it was still better to avoid doing something that could potentially ruin their friendship.
And more importantly… due to certain reasons, she had to abstain from meat and could eat only eat vegetarian dishes. In addition, she couldn’t touch strong-smelling vegetables, either! She would have to endure it for another year and ten months at the very least!
As such, the woman with the slender waist squatted on the edge of the cooking stove of the kitchen and smelled the spreading aroma. Her drool was incessantly flowing, but she could only watch and not eat.
Then, she suddenly saw that onion spirit crystal placed on the edge of the cooking stove.
The crystal smelled really good.
“Bie Xue, what’s this?” she asked.
“It was a green onion capable of changing its appearance that got later transformed into a crystal,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue replied without turning her head.
A green onion?
In other words, it was a vegetable, right?
If it was a vegetable, it was something she could eat!
After thinking up to this point, the woman with the slender waist quickly stretched out her head and coiled her tongue around the onion spirit crystal, swallowing it down after chewing it twice.
The woman held her cheeks with both hands and said with a happy expression on her face,”It was indeed delicious. I’m very happy now.”
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue turned her head around, speechless.
She rubbed her temples and said, “Did you just eat that crystallized green onion?”
“Mhm! It was delicious,” the woman with the slender waist said while immersed in the aftertaste of the green onion crystal.
“It was a green onion! Didn’t you want to avoid eating strong-smelling vegetables and meat recently?” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said as she forced a smile. In addition, she had obtained that precious spice in exchange for a whole set of immortal dishes, and now, someone unexpectedly gobbled it up before she could even use it.
“I know, but that was a vegetable. So I can eat it,” the woman with the slender waist said complacently.
“A green onion is indeed a vegetable… but it’s one of the five strong-smelling vegetables!” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said.
“What? There is such a thing? But when that damned baldy warned me not to eat meat, he said that I couldn’t eat animals and could eat only vegetables. He didn’t say anything about strong-smelling vegetables! Was that damned baldy deceiving me?” the woman with the slender waist screamed.
Just as she was speaking, outside the bamboo garden, a small and exquisite pagoda descended from the sky.
“Foolish snake! You broke your vow of not consuming meat or strong-smelling vegetables. Now, obediently follow this lowly monk and get back inside the pagoda, closing up and practicing for another three years and six months. You’ll also chant scriptures to wash your sins!” A powerful voice spread from the small pagoda.
At the same time, a ray of light shot out of the small pagoda and headed toward the kitchen of the bamboo garden, ultimately hitting the body of the woman with the water snake-like waist.
Soon after, the ray of light transformed into a powerful force that attracted the woman with the slender waist toward the small pagoda.
“No, no, no! Damned baldy, you deceived me! It’s been only two months since I came out of that pagoda, and I didn’t even have the time to enjoy myself. I don’t want to return there! In addition, why does it have to be precisely three years and six months? Do you like that number that much?!” the woman with the slender waist screamed and held the edge of the cooking stove with all her strength, trying to resist the force the pagoda generated.
“The situation is beyond your control. Two months ago, when I released you from the pagoda, you reached an agreement with this lowly monk. After coming out of the pagoda, you would eat only vegetarian dishes for two years. Had you upheld your part of the agreement, this lowly monk wouldn’t have forced you to get back inside the pagoda. But now, you violated the agreement. Therefore, you lost! Whether one is a woman or a snake, they have to pay the price if they commit a mistake. Now then, obediently follow me and practice and chant scriptures inside the pagoda for three years and six months!” That voice echoed once again, and the attraction force the small pagoda generated became even stronger.
Just in this fashion, the woman with the slender waist was slowly pulled out of the kitchen.
Her fingers dug into the ground and left ten deep marks behind. Finally, she stubbornly held onto the entrance of the kitchen, refusing to let go. “Damned baldy, didn’t you say that I couldn’t eat animals but could only eat vegetables?! Green onions are also vegetables, right?! You deceived me! I won’t accept it! I won’t accept it!” the woman with the slender waist shouted. “Bie Xue, save me!”
The corner of Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s mouth twitched. She wanted to help her but was unable to do so.
“Tsk! Stupid snake, stop twisting the facts. When did this lowly monk tell you that you could only eat vegetables? This lowly monk only told that you couldn’t eat strong-smelling vegetables and animals!” A loud and angry voice spread from the pagoda.
The woman with the slender waist blinked her eyes and tried to recall what had happened back then. Shiet, that damned baldy really said something similar back then!
He didn’t say that she could eat only vegetables. Nevertheless, the woman with the slender waist ended up adding an additional part to the sentence in her mind… she instinctively thought that if she couldn’t eat animals, she could only eat vegetables.
“It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter! Damned baldy, you were playing dirty and using confusing words! I refuse to accept it!” the woman with the slender waist shouted.
However, it didn’t matter whether she wanted to accept it or not, the strength the pagoda was getting stronger and stronger while the struggle she was putting up weaker and weaker. Eventually, she was dragged inside the small pagoda!
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue rubbed her face. She felt that her facial expression was a bit stiff at this time. She was speechless and didn’t know what to say.
“Fairy Bie Xue, this lowly monk will now take his leave. I’ll have that foolish snake chant scriptures and practice again while inside the pagoda.” The voice was transmitted once more. As one might have guessed, the monk in the pagoda was also acquainted with Immortal Fairy Bie Xue. In addition, their relationship seemed to be as good as the one between Bie Xue and the woman with the slender waist.
“I see. See you again, Great Master. I wish you two to have fun,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said. It seemed she was rather indifferent about the monk forcefully taking away her friend.
The reason was that this same matter had taken more than thirty times in the last 200 years.
As if that wasn’t enough, each time it had happened in her presence. As such, she had become somewhat numb to it!
Just as Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was speaking, a banging sound was transmitted from within the pagoda. It was the final struggle of the woman with the slender waist.
But after a short while, the pagoda restored its calm.
Ultimately, the pagoda started to spin and whizzed high up in the sky, disappearing without a trace!
August 8th, cloudy. Since the blazing sun wasn’t shining in the sky anymore, the temperature had cooled down a little.
Early morning, 9 AM.
Yu Jiaojiao finally sobered up. Yesterday evening, she and Shuhang managed to defeat Tubo and Yangde in the drinking battle.
But afterward, the two of them suffered a crushing defeat in the hands of Daoist Priest Horizon!
As the saying went: ‘There was always someone better than oneself!’
Upon waking up, she felt her head aching a bit.
After seeing that she had woken up, her servants brought over some hot water to sober her up, as well as some breakfast.
Speaking of breakfast, the fifty meat sandwiches that Shuhang bought yesterday were all gone, and there wasn’t even one left for today’s breakfast.
Shuhang, Yu Jiaojiao, and Shuhang’s roommates only managed to eat ten of them. The other forty ended up inside Daoist Priest Horizon’s belly yesterday evening.
That daoist priest had eaten and drunk to his heart’s content yesterday, completely shameless!
Yu Jiaojiao rubbed her temples once more.
After getting out of bed, she picked up the nearby tablet as usual and started to fiddle with it, planning to take a look at how many characters Gao Moumou had written yesterday.
But as soon as she picked up the tablet, she remembered what happened yesterday. Yesterday, Gao Moumou chatted with his friends for the whole day and drank together with her in the evening. Afterward, he got dead drunk… there was no way he would have had the time to write.
In other words, Gao Moumou shouldn’t have written anything yesterday. Yu Jiaojiao faintly sighed. For the past few days, she had been very happy while reading several thousands of characters each day. Therefore, she felt a bit uncomfortable not getting anything today.
Just as she was in deep thoughts, the screen of the tablet refreshed, and Gao Moumou’s novel had additional sixteen chapters now.
Yu Jiaojiao didn’t dare to believe what she was seeing and used her small claws to rub her eyes.
There were really sixteen chapters, and each chapter was 3000 characters long.
The total number of characters was around 50,000!
Just what had happened?
When did Gao Moumou manage to write all these chapters?
Yu Jiaojiao tried to recall what happened yesterday.
Then, a scene suddenly resurfaced in her mind.
Yesterday, after getting dead drunk, Gao Moumou coolly got up and told everyone about his new objective.
After concluding his speech, he waved his hand and said: ‘I’ll go to write something now. Today, I’ll write to my heart’s content and fight until dawn! You guys better not try to stop me, because I’ll get very angry with whomever does that!’
Since everyone was drunk back then, no one tried to stop Gao Moumou.
Was it possible that Gao Moumou really went to write after that? And kept writing until dawn?
In addition, he was able to write whole 50,000 characters.
Yu Jiaojiao blinked.
Wait a moment… 50,000 characters? Is this just a coincidence?
Yu Jiaojiao took out her mobile phone and swiped on the screen, revealing Venerable White’s picture.
Jiaojiao was somewhat excited as she held onto her phone.
Had it really been that effective?
Yesterday, she expressed a wish in front of Venerable White’s picture, and the wish was precisely to have Gao Moumou write 50,000 characters.
But with all the things going on yesterday, Gao Moumou shouldn’t have had the time to write at all.
Never would she have expected to discover the next morning that Gao Moumou had really written over 50,000 characters while she was asleep!
This was the power of the wishes!
Senior White is truly all-powerful!
Yu Jiaojiao clenched her claws, unsure as to what to do.
After pondering for a moment, she swiped on the screen of her tablet and logged in to an account.
The ID of that account was ‘Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team’.
As one might have guessed, it was her father’s ID. As to why Yu Jiaojiao could use her father’s account, it was because she was the one that created the account for True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon!
After logging in to her father’s account, she got into the Nine Provinces Number One Group and downloaded a copy of Senior White’s expression package from the files shared in the group.
Then, she unzipped the package and sent it to her own account, ‘Dragon Fish Beauty’.
She had managed to successfully obtain the complete version of Venerable White’s expression package.
Yu Jiaojiao planned to use a different picture of Venerable White as background each day. Then, she would pay her respects to him from time to time to gain some good karma.
With that, she might be able to obtain even better results while wishing something the next time. Should she try to make Gao Moumou write 100,000 characters a day the next time?
Hmm, that was inappropriate. If he were to write 100,000 characters in one go, most of the content would be filler. Such being that case, perhaps it was better to wish for Gao Moumou to keep writing 20,000 daily characters for one whole month?
Just as she was in deep thoughts, Yu Jiaojiao changed her screensaver and wallpaper into pictures of Venerable White. With that, she would be able to offer a prayer to Venerable White whenever she was unlocking her phone.
Right, she was also planning to share this joyous event with others.
After all, one should share their happy and enjoyable experiences!
Yu Jiaojiao used her mobile phone to log in to her personal account and wrote on her wall.
Yesterday, I expressed a wish while looking at the picture of a handsome senior. Today, upon waking up, I discovered that the wish had been realized. I feel that the world is a wonderful place full of love.
Yu Jiaojiao also attached the picture of her mother’s bright smile to the post.
She hadn’t added many people to her ‘Dragon Fish Beauty’ account. Most of the people were part of True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon’s family. There were his wives, his sons that were about to complete the football team, and all his daughters.
In addition, she had added a few seniors and fellow daoists she was on good terms with.
Recently, Yu Jiaojiao had also added Venerable White’s account to her contacts. It happened when Venerable White asked for her help to summon a small tsunami in the proximity of that lone island in the East China Sea. The two of them added each other as friends.
It was precisely for this reason that Yu Jiaojiao had said ‘handsome senior’ instead of Senior White. She didn’t want Senior White to see the message and give her a taste of the latest edition of his disposable flying sword.
After all, she was different than Soft Feather and didn’t have any interest in sitting on a flying sword and wandering around the world like ‘Thomas & Friends’.
Yu Jiaojiao glanced at the scenery outside the window. Her mood was very good at this time.
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