Cultivation Chat Group – Chapter 0630

Chapter 630: Martial Uncle Creation is the best!

Translator: GodBrandy  Editor: Kurisu

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “This young master was about to say that he knew several fairy maidens and could introduce these beauties with heavenly voices to you… but you unexpectedly want to me to dress up as a woman? Since you don’t have any sincerity, bye-bye~ Brother Dharma King, our friendship is over!”

“Young master, young master~ It was just a prank, bro. Please, introduce me to those fairies! They are okay as long as they can sing!” Dharma King Creation said hurriedly.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Hehe~ too late, bye! I’ll block Fellow Daoist Creation for one month.”

Afterward, Young Master Phoenix Slayer sent a screenshot.

In the screenshot, the ‘block user’ option next to Dharma King Creation’s name in the user list of the Nine Provinces Number One Group was checkmarked.

“No! Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, don’t be so cruel!” Dharma King Creation said anxiously… too bad that Young Master Phoenix Slayer had already blocked him and thus couldn’t see his messages anymore.

Dharma King Creation placed the phone down with some bottled-up bitterness in his heart.

Then, he glanced at the equipment before his eyes. It was broadcasting equipmenta very advanced one at that. One of the disciples of Dharma King Creation’s brother had delivered these things.

The disciple prepared first-class broadcasting equipment for Dharma King Creation, registered an account for him, presented a petition to a broadcasting studio, and so on. After completing his task, he left the place in a hurry, getting far, far away.

This disciple decided that he wouldn’t click on the streaming website that Dharma King Creation was going to use for at least two years. What would he do if he were to carelessly click on the live broadcast of his martial uncle? He might end up dead!

Dharma King Creation was well aware that he wouldn’t attract the attention of many people if he were to go on stage by himself.

The reason he decided to stream his concert on the Internet was so that even more people could hear him singing. If there was only a handful of people listening to him, he might as well stay in the sect and hold his concert there!

…Indeed, the fact that Dharma King Creation frequently held concerts in the sect was the reason this disciple had prepared first-rate equipment for his martial uncle and taken care of all registrations and procedures for him.

Due to the Soul King often holding concerts in the Warring Buddha Sect, all the elders of the sect expressed their support for the idea as soon as they came to know that Dharma King was planning to go outside and stream his performance on the Internet.

Thereupon, the sect promptly provided the money and arranged the place, the equipment, and took care of the various procedures in Dharma King Creation’s stead…

PS: To prevent Dharma King Creation from getting just a handful of viewers during the live broadcast, possibly making him give up on the whole thing, the Warring Buddha Sect mobilized all their layman disciples in the country and told them to start following Dharma King Creation’s live stream as soon as the broadcast began. In addition, the elders of the sect urged these layman disciples to turn off the audio of the device they were going to use to watch the stream.

Of course, Dharma King Creation was unaware of this matter and even worried he might not get viewers after the start of the concert. Thereupon, he thought of a good plan to increase the number of views. He contacted several fairy maidens he knew to help him increase the views with their dancing and singing skills. Then, after the number of viewers was high enough… Dharma King Creation would join the fray and start singing!

Dharma King Creation’s secret plan was brewing in the dark.

“Unfortunately, I’m still short of one fairy maiden. Whatever, I’ll pick up little Sixteen first and put this matter off until later.” Dharma King Creation laughed. Then, he rose into the sky and headed toward the Spirit River Su Clan with his flying magical treasure.

At the same time, in the place Song Shuhang had just transcended the tribulation.

Lady Onion’s strength imparting process finally reached the final stage.

After Immortal Fairy Bie Xue’s appearance, which frightened her to death, all her fear turned into sorrow that pushed the strength of the Tome of Never-Ending Tears to the limit, allowing Lady Onion to successfully receive all the strength that was imparted to her.

Lady Onion had reached the Second Stage Third Dantian ‘Dragon Claw Dantian’ Realm in one go. In addition, the Dragon Claw Dantian was already full, and she needed but a slight effort to break through to the next small realm.

Lady Onion’s current realm was the same as the one Song Shuhang had three days ago!

The strength imparting process ended.

Lady Onion and Daoist Priest Horizon were both safe and sound.

Song Shuhang sighed with emotion. The strength imparting wasn’t one of the top 10 cheats that the main characters in novels could get their hands on for nothing! Lady Onion had become a little expert of the Second Stage in just a small amount of time!

If she could survive next, she would have greatly profited from the strength imparting.

Then, just as Daoist Priest Horizon finished imparting his strength to Lady Onion, Song Shuhang’s nose started to itch for some reason.

He pinched and rubbed his nose and felt a burning sensation transmitting from it. Was it possible that it was one of the aftereffects of that heavenly tribulation with eleven waves?

Anyway, everything was now over and all of them were safe.

Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone and decided to take a group photo to commemorate the fact that he had transcended the tribulation, as well as the fact that Lady Onion had successfully received some strength from the lovely grandpa.

As soon as he took his phone out, Song Shuhang discovered that there were a lot of new messages in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

He unconsciously swiped on the screen and opened the group chat.

The first messages were about Scholar Xian Gong looking for the ‘blood of demodragon’.

Afterward, it was Senior Dharma King Creation asking the various fairy maidens in the group to help him record a video. Dharma King Creation invited Fairy Dongfang Six and Fairy Firefly.

Next, Song Shuhang saw that a certain ‘Su Clan’s Sixteen’ also popped up.

It’s Sixteen!

Sixteen seems to have come out of secluded meditation. From the looks of it, her wounds have finally healed.

A happy expression flashed through Song Shuhang’s eyes. He didn’t get any news about Sixteen since she went into deep meditation, and Senior Seven also didn’t give him a satisfactory answer.

But now, Sixteen seemed to have recovered and was out of secluded meditation.

It was the best news he had received during the past few days.

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and pressed on the chat window, preparing to send Sixteen a congratulatory message.

But immediately after, he saw Fairy Firefly’s profile picture.

Song Shuhang’s hand, which was in the process of writing the message, stopped before it could complete its task. If he were to message… Fairy Firefly, who just happened to be heading toward the Jiangnan area, would lock onto his position and conveniently use her ‘repulsive flying rocket technique’ to deliver him to space again.

Perhaps I should send Sixteen a private message, Song Shuhang thought to himself. It was a good method to avoid getting caught by Fairy Firefly.

Hold on. That wasn’t a good idea, either.

At this time, Fairy Firefly and Sixteen were both headed toward Dharma King Creation’s place to help him record a song.

What if Fairy Firefly were to discover from Sixteen that he was still on Earth? Although the probability was rather low, it was still risky.

After pondering for a moment, Song Shuhang gazed at the ‘shapeshifting brooch’ the nearby Yu Jiaojiao was wearing.

Coincidentally, the place Dharma King Creation and Sixteen had decided to meet at was the newly built City of Cinema in the Jiangnan area. He could easily get the address of the place after some research.

In that case… was it better to go over directly and congratulate Sixteen personally, giving her a surprise? As long as he was careful, he could meet with Sixteen after Fairy Firefly had left. Then, just in case, he could use the ‘shapeshifting brooch’ as well.

In addition, he was already planning to head toward Jiangnan University Town and get a car from Venerable White’s garage so that he could bring his friends back to their houses. He could bring Gao Moumou back first; the faster he could finish writing the story, the better.

“Shuhang, why are you in a daze?” Yu Jiaojiao asked.

“Sixteen recovered from the wounds she received while transcending the tribulation and came out of secluded meditation,” Song Shuhang said with a smile.

“Su Clan’s Sixteen? Do you know her?” Yu Jiaojiao asked. She had also heard about the geniuses of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. If her age was converted to human years, Yu Jiaojiao was part of the same generation as Soft Feather and Sixteen.

“Yes. I met her as soon as I stepped in the world of cultivation,” Song Shuhang said.

Sixteen was the main reason he got involved in that matter related to the Moon Saber Sect and the Immortal Farming Sect. During that time, he got the treasured saber Broken Tyrant, the Blood God Crystal, and several other good things.

“Jiaojiao, I’ll make a trip back to Jiangnan University Town when the sun rises. I watch to fetch a car there, and I’ll probably go looking for Sixteen while I’m at it. Perhaps I will meet up with other seniors as well. Do you want to tag along?” Song Shuhang asked.

After hearing Song Shuhang’s words, Yu Jiaojiao’s eyes lit up. “No, I think I’ll stay at home.”

With Song Shuhang gone, she would get to spend some time alone with Gao Moumou and the others.

Such being the case, she could try to get them drunk again. She had several good ideas this time. Perhaps she could try to have the half drunk half sober Gao Moumou write 50,000 characters one more time.

The thought alone was enough to make her excited.

“Alright. I’ll go alone in that case,” Song Shuhang said with a smile. Then, he waved his phone and said, “Let’s take a group photo, okay? It’s to commemorate the fact that I’ve transcended the tribulation, and also to congratulate Lady Onion for obtaining Daoist Priest Horizon’s strength imparting.”

“Good! It was your first time facing the heavenly tribulation. It’s indeed something worth remembering!” Yu Jiaojiao said with a smile.

Immortal Fairy Bie Xue and the others didn’t have any objection, either.

The group photo was taken.

The eyebrowless Song Shuhang, whose hair now reached the waist, was standing in the center while wearing his emerald-green kasaya.

Yu Jiaojiao, who had now assumed her original half fish half human form was standing on the right side together with the calm and composed Daoist Priest Horizon.

The veiled Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was the tallest and most slender amongst them, was standing on the right side.

Then, next to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue was the trembling little Lady Onion.

After seeing the group photo, the corner of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched. “Where the hell have my eyebrows gone?!”

Yu Jiaojiao comforted him, “Shuhang, you don’t need to worry. You can just draw them with a pencil. All human girls carry tools with them to apply make-up. You just have to ask one of them to draw you two pretty eyebrows!”

Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at three women on the scene.

Jiaojiao was a half-fish and half-human girl. Therefore, she didn’t use the same make-up as human girls.

Lady Onion was a natural beauty. In addition, she was just a green onion, and she had no use for make-up.

Lastly was Immortal Fairy Bie Xue…

“I indeed have cosmetics with me,” Immortal Fairy Bie Xue said with a smile. “However, I’m afraid I won’t be able to draw your eyebrows. It’s something that only a husband and a wife should be doing. Little friend Shuhang will have to ask another female cultivator to help him.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

We are just talking about drawing two lines! Immortal Fairy, we aren’t in ancient times anymore!

If drawing eyebrows is something that only husband and wife can do, how can make-up artists keep making a living out of it? According to Immortal Fairy’s viewpoint, they should marry the first person they applied make-up to and stop with their job!

Around an hour later.

Dharma King Creation arrived at the place he had arranged beforehand with Fairy Dongfang Six, Fairy Firefly, and Sixteen.

Sixteen ad Fairy Firefly started singing to warm up, and Fairy Dongfang Six started dancing according to the rhythm of the song.

Dharma King Creation had invited over several professional cameramen that started to do their job earnestly.

At this time, Dharma King secretly started the live broadcast.

After the live broadcast started, the disciples of the Warring Buddha Sect with the task to boost the number of views immediately got into action and switched on their computers and phones, opening the page of Dharma King Creation’s live broadcast one after another.

“Eh? Martial Uncle Creation is not the one singing? I can see a dancing fairy maiden, as well as other two fairy maidens in the back singing!”

“Quickly turn the audio on. I want to hear the pleasant voice of those fairy maidens!”


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